Archive for April, 2010

Day 18: Jose Cardel to Monte Gordo

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

75% of Mexican drivers are ignorant morons when it comes to sharing the road with cyclists, which becomes apparent on shoulderless roads with heavy traffic.  My biggest pet peeve is when they zoom past me in my lane without slowing down.  The other classic is passing the oncoming traffic in my lane.  These people should be pulled over and shot in the head.  Back in Yucatan this wasn´t much of a problem:  either the traffic was light or the road had a big shoulder.

One tactic I sometimes use to make them slow down when there is oncoming traffic is ride in the middle of my lane to deny them the passing space.  When the oncoming traffic ends, I move to the right to let the cars behind me pass, hopefully in the oncoming lane.  But I don´t love this solution, because it can lead to even more dangerous driving.

Yet, Mexican drivers somehow seem friendlier than their U.S. counterparts.  Here I get none of the American self-righteous blaring of the horns; only short polite honks to let me know they´re there.

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The day began with a little irony.   I had tried since the beginning of the trip, but was unable to, leave the hotel before 6 am.  I finally did so today only to find out that last night Mexico moved its clocks forward one hour!

Just as much as yesterday´s was a mindless ride, so today´s was emotionally intense.  It began with another cool gray morning and a comfy 4-lane divided highway with a huge shoulder.  So far, so good.  But soon I noticed the hulky outline of a mountain range stand out of the mist ahead.  Mountains?!  Can´t be.  But a fresh look at the map confirmed it.   A side range of the Sierra Madre Oriental juts eastward here and comes close to the coast.  The nice highway promptly ended, replaced by a narrow, winding road through the mountains.  So began 2-3 hours of the white-knuckle shoulderless-road nonsense.

But the sun came out, the humidity began to subside, the mountains moved farther back and to the left, and the road got flatter.  The highway joined the Gulf coast and never left it for more than several minutes.  The sea is two colors here — green near the shore, blue toward the horizon — very pretty.   I could feel, though not always see, its calming presense.  The tail wind picked up.  An electric blue-and-black butterfly appeared and fluttered next to me for 15 seconds.  Wow, I didn´t know they could fly at 13 miles per hour!  I could feel my venom dissolving.

A group of chatty scool kids crowded around my bike at a gas station where had I stopped for water and showered me with questions and wows.  I melted further and showed them all my cool tools and Masha´s extra-light pump, and explained my fancy puncture-resistant Kevlar tires, and raised my pant leg to show off my biker tan…

Later on I stopped at a roadside restaurant for a bathroom break.  Had the now typical Q-and-A with the owners, husband and wife.  The woman had a look of motherly concern and asked me whether I had eaten yet, where do I sleep, etc.  She made me two sandwiches and forced me to take them, despite my protestations that I had no more room in my bags.

Then my front tire began to give off a tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk sound.  Turned out to be a piece of gum.  Never had gum stuck to the bike, only to shoes.  I rubbed the fucker with a napkin, then dug my hand into the roadside dirt and rubbed the tire with sand and gravel — to no avail.  Eventually just rode on and the asphalt gradually rubbed the gum off.  Never before had I craved rough pavement.   But another piece of gum attached itself to my front tire at the next gas station.

I had been questioning my decision to bring a tent, pad, and sleeping bag to Mexico, since I´ve stayed only in hotels or rooms so far.  But today I finally made use of that gear — came across a campground on the beach and thought why not!  The place is in a small seaside village, Monte Gordo, on Costa Esmeralda, and I was concerned that I wouldn´t find a ciber to email my mom.  But I did!  It was a simple room with computers in somebody´s house in a sandy back street.

It was great, for a change, to wash off the sweat in the sea, instead of a shower, though I did also wash off the sea salt in a shower afterwards.  The swim in the evening Gulf was delicious.  Too bad the sand here is dark tan to brown.  It makes the surf and beach look dirty, though they are actually clean.

The sky darkened but the noise of trucks on the highway 150 meters away never ceased.  I walked over to the road, bought some beer, and sat on a bus stop taking in the endless river of headlights moving slowly by.  The 18-wheelers and 34-wheelers heaved their bodies over the rows of speed bumps with guttural roars or tired but dangerous animals.

On the beach teens talked and laughed around orange bonfires.  Clouds arrived from the East and covered most of the sky.  I stood ankle-deep in the surf and looked intently past the many rows of wave breaks, but could not find the horizon.

Day 17: Alvarado to Jose Cardel

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Forgot to mention in yesterday´s post.  Heavy Easter holiday traffic all day yesterday, and these folks take carpooling to a new level.  Everywhere are cars with 3-4 generations of family members stuffed in and stoically enduring the heat and sweat.  Grandpa behind the wheel;  the matriarch of the family in the passenger seat;  a couple of kids in between or on lap;  in the rear, babies in the laps of kids in the laps of parents;  teenagers sleeping spooned in the trunk (I´m not kidding!);  coolers, beach umbrellas, luggage everywhere in-between — that kind of arrangement…

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Very steamy morning.  The sea is just over the low hills on the right, but hidden from view, except when I cross a river.  The hills are grassy and yellow, with some prickly pear and yucca, the first cactuses of the trip.  (Is yucca a cactus, though?)  I find their presense unexpected, given the humidity around here.

The road has improved further and the traffic is much lighter, and the scenery is boring.  So I settle into a comfortable and uneventful, even mind-numbing, ride.  In fact, only three thoughts cross my mind all day long.  First, “Damn, if it´s so steamy already; how unbearable the heat will be when the sun is in full strength!”  Then, “Oh, the sun is up and the air is getting drier; I can live with that!”  And finally, “What!  I´m already in Cardel?!”

On another note, my Spanish is getting better, even through the short interactions I have.  Plus I learn a few new words every day using the dictionary, but no longer bother writing them down.  If I forget one, I look it up again and try to not forget.  And I´m getting downright chatty with people and inside I chuckle at myself for it.  It reminds me of my uncle Vova.  His English is pretty bad, but he butchers it with such confidence it´s adorable.

Day 16: Catemaco to Alvarado

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010

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A hard roller coaster the first half of the day.  The road wound through the north-western slopes of Volcano San Martin and around its numerous and very pretty baby volcanoes (the technical term is “cinder cones”).  Just as the relief finally began to flatten, the humidity and strong crosswind kicked in.  So, another tiring day.  The countryside looked just like the Mount Diablo State Park in California.

I have a pretty well developed daily routine now.  Probably a good time to describe it.  I get up early (5-6 am), eat a quick breakfast of stuff I bought the night before, get my things together, check the bike, and get underway.  I ride 30-40 miles and then grab a bite (usually a pretty significant meal) at one of the plentiful mom-and-pop eateries along the road.  A typical lunch consists of grilled chicken, rice, tortillas, salsas, and chiles.  Delicious and cheap (think around 3 bucks)!

I love the Mexican salsas.  You usually get served several and slowly sample them all and settle on your favorite.  The cycle repeats at every meal.

Then I ride another 30-40 miles, periodically stopping for snacks or water.

Usually I try to call it a day at a small-to-medium town around 6 pm, shortly before nightfall, and find a place to spend the night.  Smaller towns tend to have cheaper accommodations than larger, more touristy towns/cities.  After all, all I need is a shower and a bed.  Hotels are generally more expensive than private guest houses.

The rest is clockwork:  wash all my stinky clothes (shorts, socks, t-shirt) for tomorrow; hang them to dry; shower; record day´s mileage and conditions in notebook; plug phone (actually used only as alarm); get dressed and get out; find a grocery store and buy water and simple food for breakfast (e.g. tortillas, canned corn, tuna); find a “ciber” and let my people back home know where I am — by email or Skype; then blog.  Finally, check out the town and relax with some food and beer.  Stores close before the internet and the internet closes before the food+beer, hence the sequence. When I get back to the room, I charge the camera overnight (since there´s often only one plug), set the alarm, and fly away to Morpheus´s abodes.

The nightly ritual once we reach the U.S. will be very different, but about that later.

Back on the 2007 ride I didn´t have such ready access to the web, so I quickly fell behind on my blogging and still have many travel notes that I never found time to write up.  That´s why I made a nightly visit to a “ciber” such a priority during this trip.

¡Adiós!

Day 15: Jaltipan to Catemaco

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

Just had two micheladas at a street fair, so I´ll try to be frief (it´s hard).

Thank god, the pavement has improved.  Plus the road lay through bucolic hilly rural country all day, a welcome change from the flat farmland of Tabasco.

Today I finally reached the southernmost point of the trip (at Acayucan) and it showed:  it was the hottest day so far, 101 degrees F.  Then I headed north into the mountains of Sierra de los Tuxtlas.  Predictably, that led to some climbing, which culminated with a relentless 13-mile-long uphill.  I have only ridden such monsters twise before in my life:  when crossing the Appalachians in West Virginia and when slogging up to the Markagut Plateau in Utah.   On the other side I got rewarded by a heart-stopping downhill and equally heart-stopping views of Volcano San Martin Tuxtla and Lake Catemaco (photos here in due time).

I was spent and decided to call it a day in the lively town of Catemaco on the shore of Lake Catemaco.  All the streets in the 5-block-radius of the central plaza are one big street fair slash covered market slash open-air concert slash auction slash rides for kids (I cannot find the slash because someone has messed with the keyboard).  Not sure why the huge fair.  Perhaps it has some connection to the Easter week or to the fact that it is Friday.  In any case, I have never seen such an eruption of music, noise, and light except at Burning Man.  The craziest part was a loud, rapid-fire auction for …pots and pans!

Ok, time for another festive michelada.  Continuation of the mountain road tomorrow.  Could have taken the flatter alternative highway to Veracruz, but it is the grand Mexico City-bound superhighway, so no thanks, I have seen the damned gravel shoulder before.  Better suck it up in the mountains.

Ah, just remembered.  Masha and I had wondered why there are so few dead dogs on the roads.  Yesterday I saw why.  I was riding a four lane expressway.  A dog wanted to cross it.  It looked left and waited for a lull in traffic.  Then ran across to the median and stopped there.  Then looked right, let the inbound traffic pass and crossed to the other side!

Ciao!

Day 14 (4/1): Cardenas to Jaltipan

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

Ouch, what a day!  The monotony of the past two weeks has been shattered by a day of unimaginable contrasts in road quality.  Everything began with 30 miles of space-age superhighway made of concrete, not asphalt.  It was the best surface so far — so perfectly smooth and flat that I couldn´t believe it had been built by human hand.  And the shoulder!  Mmmm!  So wide and smooth you forget you´re riding a bicycle next to heavy truck traffic.

Not for long!  The road conditions soon took a nosedive, hit the low end of the spectrum, and stayed there for the rest of the day.  This monstrosity can be described by rough classification:

(1) Modern paid expressway with four smooth, wide traffic lanes and a spacious shoulder made of …gravel!  You´re basically forced to continuously make the unpleasant tradeoff between ruining your tires in the shoulder and getting hit by a semi truck in the vehicle lane.

(2) Miles upon miles of concrete slabs that mesh together so badly it feels like you´re riding across sidewalk curbs.  Up, down, up, down…

(3) Old beat up roads of dust, sand, gravel, and an occasional patch of asphalt.  Up, down, swerve, skid…

(4) And my favorite:  a beautiful modern divided highway where the line separating vehicle lanes from the shoulder sports 1-inch pieces of rebar sticking out at regular intervals.  Hit one and “poof!” goes your fancy high-tech tire.  Or worse.

Tomorow the route heads for the remote hills around Catemaco and I really hope to not have a repeat of today.

Still, a thing to love about Mexico — and I hope the U.S. will one day reach this level of progress — is that cycling is allowed on absolutely all highways.

Ah, almost forgot:  I hit the 1,000-km mark today!  Yeah! 9,500 km more to go.